Is 'If I Had Legs I'd Kick You' available with Persian dub?

Yes. The film streams on K-Time with a full Persian dub, so you can watch in Farsi without needing subtitles. Persian subtitles are also available if you prefer the original English audio.

Koja bebinam in filme — chetor mishe tamasha kard?

You can stream it directly on K-Time at ktime.app from any browser, smart TV, or Android device. No VPN is needed and no extra app is required beyond your K-Time account.

What kind of movie is this — comedy or thriller?

It is a blend of all three genres listed: dark comedy, domestic drama, and psychological thriller. The tone is uncomfortable and often wryly funny, with an undercurrent of genuine tension throughout its 113-minute runtime.

Rose Byrne to in film chetor bazi karde?

Byrne delivers a tightly wound performance as Linda, rarely raising her voice while conveying enormous internal pressure. Critics have pointed to her physical control and the way she channels exhaustion into barely contained anger as the film's strongest element.

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Name: If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Thriller
Released: 2025
Duration: 113 min
Cast: Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, A$AP Rocky, Danielle Macdonald, Delaney Quinn

Director: Mary Bronstein

Cast: Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, A$AP Rocky, Danielle Macdonald, Delaney Quinn

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is a 2025 American comedy-drama-thriller directed by Mary Bronstein, starring Rose Byrne as Linda — a woman holding herself together by the thinnest of threads as her domestic world silently fractures around her.

What is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You about?

Linda's days are a cascade of emergencies she can barely keep straight. Her young child is sick in ways the doctors cannot explain, her husband is nowhere to be found, and somewhere in the background a person has gone missing whose absence nobody seems to treat seriously. The one place Linda expected relief — her therapist's office — has instead become a battleground. Each session grows sharper and more combative, mirroring the hostility she feels spilling into every other corner of her life. The film holds tightly to Linda's point of view, keeping the audience inside her mounting sense of helplessness and controlled rage as the structures that were supposed to support her refuse, one by one, to hold.

Cast & crew

Rose Byrne carries the film with disciplined restraint, playing Linda's barely-suppressed fury with physical precision. Conan O'Brien and A$AP Rocky appear in supporting roles that lean into the film's off-kilter tonal register. Director Mary Bronstein also takes a supporting role, and Danielle Macdonald rounds out the cast in a key part opposite Byrne.

Context & significance

Persian-speaking diaspora viewers — particularly those who have navigated healthcare systems, language barriers, and the particular isolation of being far from family — will find Linda's predicament uncomfortably recognizable. The film belongs to a strand of contemporary American indie cinema that examines the emotional labour placed almost exclusively on women, rendered in a register that sits between dark comedy and quiet dread. It is available on K-Time with Persian dubbing, so you can follow every layer of the dialogue without missing the film's acidic wit.

Where & how to watch

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is available on K-Time with Persian dubbing and Persian subtitles. Watch it on your browser, TV, or phone — no extra download and no VPN required. Subscribe and cancel anytime.